My modern-day homage to William Shakespeare. If you are a literary purist, my sincere apologies in advance.
To Pee or Not To Pee: That is the Question
To pee, or not to pee, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The puddles and poops of outrageous fortune,
Or to take baby wipes and bleach against a (pee) sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To change diapers and pull-ups, to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end