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To the single mum trying to date again ....

shit shit shitttt so back on the dating scene ... as a single working mum of 2 boys ..

So the first thing have I got time to fit this other person in my life, ...I hardly have time to shave the old arm pits ...oh god don't get me started on the  secret garden.. secret garden as there are so many bushes I'm not even sure it still exists . 

So number one on the list.. invest in a hedge trimmer just in case I get lucky .. I think I remember how that feels . Recently getting lucky means peeing on my own hehe . And there's the not getting in my jim jams at 8 and raiding the biscuit tin before the boys get the good ones... and what do you do on a date ??? 

I cant get babysitters so how romantic would it be with my 17 year old snap chatting  and my 7 year old trying to climb the table while knocking every drink flying ... losing my shit on the first date is probably not a great look .. 

So a date at home it is ... ( bonus might be able to get in my jim jams then ) no no nooo come on woman at least get to the third date before you bring the flannel jim jams out and the fluffy bed socks ..but at home that means I need to hid the washing , bleach out the bath and bribe the boys not to piss on the floor for just one evening ( would be nice to not have my bathroom smell like a public bog for a evening, id even settle for a hour ) 

 so no jim jams it is, the washing is done, no piss on the floor.. boys in there beds now please go asleep... from the bedroom I hear " mum I need a wee " shit shit shittt ... now there's piss on the floor right next to the dumped pjs ive just lovingly put on him .. I get out the mop and dress his wriggling body once again..

 Put him in his bed and suddenly hear

 " mumma I need a poop " 

Sooo.. back in the bathroom I go...

 standing right in the piss on the floor but lucky for me the pjs are dumped right next to it slowing soaking it up .. but this time shining bright was a long line of skiddy s clinging on to the side of the toilet like a octopus holding on for dear life ...

 soooo ...

 I get in my jim jams and fluffy socks, grab hold of the biscuit tin and get into bed ..

F**k it I start dating next year .. 

 from a single, fluffy,tired, bickie loving mum xxx

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