Are you eating chocolate cake for breakfast?
Can I have some chocolate cake?
I don't share. Especially chocolate.
Can I have a bite?
I told you why.
Can I have chocolate for breakfast?
But you can? Why?
Because A. I gave birth to you. B. I can. and C. I gave birth to you.
You said that twice.
I know, it trumps everything and it hurt a lot so therefore, I can have chocolate cake every morning if I choose to.
Have you had your coffee yet?
You should. You are not in a good mood.
I was going to until some twelve year old boy started asking me about chocolate cake.
Oh. I should have waited to ask about the chocolate cake until after you had coffee, you would have said yes then.
Is that your theory?
Let's test it.
*I take a sip of coffee*
Can I have chocolate cake?
Would you share this?
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Logan did have chocolate milk if that makes you feel better;-)