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Are you eating chocolate cake for breakfast?

Yes.

Can I have some chocolate cake?

No.

Why?

I don't share. Especially chocolate.

Can I have a bite?

No.

Why?

I told you why.

Can I have chocolate for breakfast?

No.

But you can? Why?

Because A. I gave birth to you. B. I can. and C. I gave birth to you.

You said that twice.

I know, it trumps everything and it hurt a lot so therefore, I can have chocolate cake every morning if I choose to.

Have you had your coffee yet?

No.

You should. You are not in a good mood.

I was going to until some twelve year old boy started asking me about chocolate cake.

Oh. I should have waited to ask about the chocolate cake until after you had coffee, you would have said yes then.

Is that your theory?

Yes.

Let's test it.

*I take a sip of coffee*

Can I have chocolate cake?

No.

Would you share this?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Logan did have chocolate milk if that makes you feel better;-)

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