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Look at me go baby!! Despite barely posting for the last week or two, something virtually unheard of for The Mayor, I still managed to haul in two new awards this week! Yay me! Since it’s inception in January, Crazy Town has grown in leaps & bounds, reaching over 50, 000 hits in the last 3 months alone, thanks to my amazing readers! I’ve been raking in so many accolades, I have had to construct a whole new trophy case for my office to hold them all! It’s directly across from the one holding all the testicles of my male residents, affording my awards the opportunity to mock them relentlessly when I’m not available to do so. Better still, I have my fabulous new dress for the red carpet, & a lovely tan for all the photo ops! Now all I need is the sweet ass arm candy, & I’m ready to accept my newest awards! As for my speech, well of course I must thank the fabulous ladies who bestowed these honours upon me.

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