Old Wax Lady showing the correct position of how you would start, should you be a bunny.
How one must drip the wax accordingly to make an even seal.
I had had enough and took myself out of the shop. The Divine Ms M came out ten minutes later (she is much more polite than myself) empty handed. I had a quick Valium then went across to Mont Blanc, which is a fancy shop that sells pens for $400. She found the perfect leather diary in 60 seconds.
The two smooth gentlemen who were serving us were quite taken aback when Ms M asked in a loud voice to a crowded shop, "So are you two a couple? Seems to be a bit of chemistry behind the counter." The men turned instantly into yobbos and suggested to us both that they could prove their heterosexuality in the back room with us if we liked.
We declined their kind and selfless invitation and commented on their flair for gift-wrapping.
I will never darken the door of the 3rd level of the Queen Victoria Building again.
Interested in wax seals? Click on Florentine Australia and knock yourselves out.