Who here has never burned dinner? Show of hands, please? Great, no hands.
Has anyone ever misread a recipe and ended up with something not fit for man nor beast? Oh look, lots of hands there!
Have you ever forgot to take a crucial dinner ingredient out to thaw, or forgotten to pick it up at the store? Yes, I thought so.
Ever set your kitchen on fire, rendering your stove inoperable? No? Just me, then.
I've had all of those experiences, and I'm pretty sure you have, too-except the whole setting your kitchen on fire thing. For the record, I have set every stove I've ever owned on fire, at least once. When I lived in the city, a failed dinner usually meant a call to have pizza delivered, or a quick trip to a fast food restaurant. However, out here, in the backwoods, that's not an option. Pizza places don't...