Where I Think I Locked My Keys in the Car...

I went to bed last night feeling like I had a hive on the underneath of my lip…the inside of my lip I suppose, but not completely inside the mouth, just like, well, the underside. Anyway, I woke up at 2am and my top lip was swollen up like Angelina Jolie. This has been happening to me for few weeks now, so I didn’t yelp in horror, instead just shrugged my shoulders and popped a couple more Benedryl. I hoped that I would wake up and the swelling would be gone, or at least minimal, but no, it was still there, possibly larger than it was at 2am. But, I had shit to do today guys, so I left the house anyway. I visited my Starbucks, and my usual barista was all “you look different” and I was like “ITS MY ANGELINA LIP ISN’T IT?!” and she was all “No, did you get your hair done?” Which, I had actually, but my lip!

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