Jackson hops in the car this morning where I am waiting to drive him to camp and my first question is: did you brush your teeth? "Yes," he replies. "Is that the truth," I ask. "Yes, I don't lie!" Alrighty then, car goes into drive, Mommy hits the gas, looks in rear view mirror and sees Daddy chasing us down the driveway with a toothbrush in his hand. Nope, Jackson doesn't lie at all!
And he certainly doesn't lie WHEN I WANT HIM TOO. Example: we are at the pool a couple of weeks ago and Trey starts dancing around in the water yelling "I need to go pee! I need to go pee!" As I am scooping him up to race to the restrooms the following conversation took place between Jackson & I in front of the entire pool:
Jackson (yelling): Just go in the pool Trey!
Me (in my most serious, very responsible Mommy voice): Jackson honey, we do not pee in the pool.
Jackson (now yelling even louder as I am moving further away from him): But I pee in the pool all the time!
Me (defeated yet still giving it the old college try): You do not!
Jackson (never one to give up a chance at the last word): I just did!
Honesty can be a bitch. Last Saturday the boys and I went bike riding on a trail with a section that runs through a high-end golf course. We stopped for a quick water break just as a ball hit the grass by us and bounced directly on the trail in front of us. Jackson heads straight towards the ball just as the caddy comes running up yelling "nooooo." Luckily Jackson tends to listen to strangers better than he does me and stopped dead in his tracks before reaching the ball.
"Why can't I pick up the ball'" Jackson innocently asks the caddy.
To save the caddy I answer, "we aren't allowed to take balls from the golf course honey."
To which he replies WHILE PICKING UP THE DAMN BALL, "Why not? We do it all the time Mommy." A flip in the air and a drop in his pocket later I stand ashamed, tattled on by a righteous 6 year old who doesn't know when to keep the truth to himself.
Next thing you know he'll be announcing at every Amusement Park "But Mommy, Trey isn't under 3 anymore!" But back to my first problem, where in the world would be learning to lie like that!