Where my apps at? Yo.
Where my apps at? Where my apps at? Where they at?
I got pride in i cause my apps are pretty fly.
But where they at? Where they at? Yo.
Ahem, excuse me, I'm channeling some Swagger Wagon
and if you haven't seen this yet? You gotta. It is too cute.
Now, see my issue is real. My iPhone is in requisition to an almost four and six-year-old. They have ways that you don't realize. One second you're holding your iPhone
, and Facebooking
. The next thing you know, with a nod and a wink, it spins away slipping right into their greedy outstretched hands. As if they used their MIND. Suddenly little grubby fingers are tapping away like iPhone pros. Tap, tap, tap, circle, finger point thumb.
I remember the first time I handled my iPhone. I tapped and nothing happened. Tapped harder, nothing. Tilted the pad of my finger to use the other side, nothing. Different finger, nope. Then I wiped the screen on my pants leg, tapped repeatedly and STILL nothing. TAP! Let's not even talk about the scrolling, and enlarging. I'm not ashamed to admit, it took me a few weeks.
But these children, they just pick it up swiftly pecking away; no stops, no jerks - next thing I know - the younger one is watching Barney
(by the way this is GREAT at a restaurant before the food comes out). She also likes to press the Twitter app, for some reason the bird chirping gives her giggle fits. Tweet, tweet, tweet. Ha ha ha. Endless entertainment, I swear.
The older one started out playing Preschool word games; ABC phonics, Kindergarten words, Preschool Tap, and of course Tinker Bell's Fairies Fly. Sweet right? I felt so proud giving up my precious iPhone for the education of a precocious child. You know what app she ended up on when I happened to glance over at her progress level? Slots. Yeah. Are we in trouble or what?
I thought FINE. If she is going to invade my app domain. I'll show her. I started downloading some harder games. Simon says, Differences, and Wordsearch. The six-year-old found four matches on Differences in less time than I had found ONE. And Wordsearch? No problem. For one, she can read - really well. AND two, she discovered the clue button. Probably because she can read. She clues on the puzzle right away and gets the word highlighted in pink. Yeah, I no longer have high score on that
They play Checkers, Tic Tac Toe, Tap Tap Revenge, and Burpz (oh, that one gives us fits, sorry mom). But listen, I have more than just app issues. I have shame. My iPhone commandeered by a preschooler and a kindergartner. I think iPhone should make a CHILD device. Not iPad, not iTouch, more like iCan, because more than likely they can, and better than me. Or how about iGenius? iLittle? iAmtoocutetosaynotoo? iGiveup? idigress...
Surely there is some app that is solely mine. Own and mastered by just me. Uno? Nope, she wins that. Deal or No Deal? She loves to pick cases! But wait, I don't think she ever got the million and you know what? I did. I totally did. Ohhhh yeeeeaahh..
Take that little iPhone geniuses!
So there ya have it, an app that is still mine. Well, that and Wordpress
, just wait til' she hijacks that one and starts her own blog, Tales from the Swing Set
, The real life confessions of a Kindergartner
, or Musings of a Day Care Drop Out
. I can already see her hits exceeding mine......
Look out world, it's a whole new generation. Just give me my apps back.
Where they at?