You Know You're a Mom When...
You know you're a mom when.....
...Spit-up has completely phased you. You have learned to rub it in to your clothes if needed.
...You're away from your baby for less than an hour and you miss him the entire time.
...You see poop, like GOOD poop in your child's diaper and you dance the happy dance. You might event take a picture with it on your phone and send it to your husband, family or friends.
...You can easily take hundreds of pictures at one event.
...For your birthday you ask for diapers and a car seat.
....You are able to live off of 6 hours of very interrupted sleep.
...Your baby spits up on your sheets but you're too tired to clean it up so you just rub it in. Which means your sleeping on old milk. But hey- at least you're sleeping!
...While changing your sons diaper over your leg (don't ask why that would make any sense at all) you realize mid change that this is a bowl movement type of diaper and you hear yourself say to the dog, "Don't eat that! Sit. Hold on I need to pick that up!" Really, that's quite gross.
...You go on a "quick" errand while your husband is at home watching the baby, and you take the long way home so you can turn up the volume to your favorite songs for a few extra minutes.
...And when you are in the car by yourself you forget so, and find yourself listening to the baby classical music for far too long.
...You are somehow functioning at 7:00am when your child is ready to get up for the day.
...Your heart explodes every single day.
You know you're a mom when you plan your life around one tiny person. And you wouldn't have it any other way.
You know you're a mom when... what are your moments? I know there are so many!