Zaffron's in love. The boy is in 5th grade. Much too old for her, if you ask me. This is what it's like when your second-grader is in love.

On the school grounds:

Mom! There he is! No, don't look! Mom, I said don't look. He's right there! WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING?

In the car:

I'm not using his sister to meet him. I liked her before I ever knew she had a brother. I just want to hang out with her even more now!

In bed:

Mom, my tummy has been feeling funny for days. I think it has to do with you know...you-know-who.

In the car:

Well, maybe I'm using his sister a little bit, but I really think she would understand. She gets this kind of thing.

In the kitchen:

Dad, he ran past me today and I felt the wind blow through my hair.

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