Is it ever appropriate to slap your husband's face off? I submit to you that YES it is! Here is why..



Last night after a VERY VERY long weekend, I went to my bathroom to get ready for bed. Unbeknownst to me my wonderful 5 year old had also gotten ready for bed by brushing his teeth in my bathroom. Apparently, he had an excess of toothpaste, what ever to do? Just wipe that blob on the roll of toilet paper. Problem solved! Enter mommy, weary from life and travel. So very tired I… Continue

This is a Beyonce inspired post. Haha. I was listening to her song on the way home from work and one of the verses is

"If I were a boy

Even just for a day

I’d roll out of bed in the morning

And throw on what I wanted"

Then something about hanging out, drinking beer and chasing girls. Well, I'm not sure about all of it, but it got me to thinking about all the things I would/wouldn't do around my house if I were a boy. As follows is the SHORT list.



*I would… Continue

You guessed it, it's beyond time to buy bras!!



There are a few things that I am known for, a really good lasagna, a cleft in my chin, mad dancing skillz, big Texas hair and bigger boobs! I once had a lesbian flick me on the boob and accuse me of having implants! Yeah right! If these were implants, I'd sue that surgeon and be blogging from my luxurious vacation home.



I finally decided to break down and go purchase new bras. You would think that buying brassieres would be a… Continue

This post is about finding and keeping the "perfect" Christmas tree. It's about a mom who had a one month old baby, a mini van, a 8 foot Christmas tree, one piece of twine and a red headed husband who was sick of the cold.

Oh, this tale can not turn out well.



We decided to cut down our tree last year. It was interesting to say the least. Logan took a hack saw to our sixty dollar selection and was nearly crushed by the falling Douglas Fir. Russ saved him in the nick of time. We… Continue

I LOVE this time of year!



Is it because of all the lights and decorations? No.

Is it because everyone seems just a little happier during the Christmas season? No.

Is it because of festive parties, friends, family, good food and holiday cheer? No.



I do really like all of those things, but the reason I LOVE this time of year is because of the Claus Threat. You know the threat that goes like this..



If you don't eat those veggies you're probably going on… Continue