Right out the gate, Simon needs to button one more button. Or seven. It's literally only halfway buttoned. He looks good slightly more dressed up, but no one needs to see that much chest hair. There is something sexy about Simon, but I could go without seeing his left nipple.



Paula is glowing and not in a good way. She looks like she may have gotten one too many mists on the spray tanner. The dress is a color not found in nature. The color reminds me of the green ghost from… Continue

I love that they are still doing this show. I have not watched in years so I didn't even know that this new chick was on the last Bachelor. How f'd up was that last Bachelor? This girl Jillian dodged a bullet. I did tune in for the "After the Final Rose" or whatever the heck they call that crap. My friend, KH clued me in that it was going to be a juicy one, so I should watch. Choosing one girl and then changing his mind?? Hey buddy...why don't you break it to her on national TV? That's the best… Continue

I went dark for a few days. I was visiting a few friends who recently had babies or are pregnant. The crew is starting to to get bigger! Travelling a few hours in a car with an 11 month old is an experience. Under the circumstances, CE was wonderful, but I was freakin exhausted by the time I got home. Bag of clothes, bag of food, bag of toys, pack and play, portable high chair. Lugging all that shit in and out of my car was manual labor. I crashed as soon as I got home. It was great to see the… Continue

Well the Biggest Loser is.....Helen! It's great that an older woman won because she is a good example that it's never too late to start taking care of yourself. I felt really bad for Tara though. She was only 5 or 6 pounds from beating Helen. She looked so defeated. I cannot believe they dragged that shit out for 3 hours though. I had no idea it was going to be that long! I had to switch over to the Real Housewives at 10pm and switch back during commercials to see who won. It's called… Continue

Oh yes. It's Tuesday and that means it's time to discuss all the mindless TV I have been watching and how many brain cells I have lost.



First off, The Hills last night. Why am I still watching this? It's scripted, it's stupid. Made up drama, bad acting from people that are not actors. Boring. Next.



Season premiere of Intervention last night on A&E. Great show. but I don't recommend watching it before you go to bed. Makes your head spin. Definitely a show to… Continue