I’ve lost track of the number of times I’ve watched this video, although it’s probably somewhere between twenty and I’m-too-embarrassed-to-tell-you times. It’s just one of those things that’s made me go WOW...why would I ever buy a movie ticket again when I can watch this caliber of entertainment in the comfort of my sweatpants? I mean, isn't this what the Internet is all… Continue

Ben’s mom designed and sewed these felt Christmas stockings. SEE THEM HERE

 

 

 

 

 

This year, St. Nick gave the kids a gingerbread house kit, in spite of Mrs. St. Nick's strong objections. Mrs. St. Nick reminded Mr. St. Nick that the last gingerbread house she put together took two glasses of wine and assistance from a MIT structural engineering student. …

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The photo shoot behind December's masthead. Brought to you by high-fructose corn-syrup and an ass.



Well, it's that special time of year again when I dangle my children by their ankles and ply them with promises of high-fructose corn-syrup treats to pose for the camera. It doesn't take much coaxing, though, since they're processed-food-sugar-junkies. Admittedly, I am their enabler.



Anyway! It's December! So a new masthead!… Continue

On my mental to-do list is, ‘Write a Life-List.’ Lots of you may already have one, and for your sakes, I hope you’ve been regularly crossing off accomplishments and adding new items, because Oprah knows when you’ve been naughty or living YOUR. BEST. LIFE!



Oh wait, she already did her Christmas giveaway show so who gives a shit. Mediocrity, you may carry on! …



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On my mental to-do list is, ‘Write a Life-List.’ Lots of you may already have one, and for your sakes, I hope you’ve been regularly crossing off accomplishments and adding new items, because Oprah knows when you’ve been naughty or living YOUR. BEST. LIFE!



Oh wait, she already did her Christmas giveaway show so who gives a shit. Mediocrity, you may carry on! …



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