I love you chicken nugget

crispy golden and so small

I make you twenty times a week

My kids still eat you all...

You're great with lots of sauces

ketchup, soy, or BBQ

mustard, mayo, duck sauce

they all go real nice with…

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Have you heard about the woman who's going to give birth live on the internet? That's right, according to Boston.com, Lynsee (that's two "E's"), a 23 year-old teacher from Minneapolis, is going to bring forth her 1st child live on camera for the whole world to see.



Am I shocked? Not really. Grossed out a bit, but not shocked. She's going to famous. Really, really famous...for like half a day...maybe longer if she goes for the Petocin. Now who doesn't want that?



According… Continue

My 9 year old daughter informed our dinner companions last night that I have a "dark side."



Despite the fact that it's true, I was alarmed that my daughter picked up on it. Of course, my sister and cousin were hysterical laughing and pointing fingers at me. I told them to "shut-up."



Does a 9 year old even know what a dark side is? And if so, when did she see it? Did she see me scratch my nose with my middle finger at some old lady who cut us off the other day? Did she… Continue

Here is the latest post from my blog "Mommy Lite." If you like it and want more tales from the mayhem that is my life, I hope you'll check out www.mommylite.blogspot.com.



WARNING: This entry is a little graphic, if you're easily offended, don't read on. However, if you lack all sense of decorum (which apparently I do), read on and laugh at my expense. :)



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"LEFT, CENTER & RIGHT-OF-PASSAGE..."



Today I brought my daughters with me to get a Bikini… Continue

My daughter loves animals. Let me clarify...my daughter is OBSESSED with animals. One of the aspects of Aspergers - it's her "passion".



When she was a toddler, we bought her plastic animals in bulk to play with and she would spend hours organizing them in a marching waves across the tv room floor. The penguins in front, polar bears off to the side - so they won't eat the penguins - monkeys pushing up the rear.



As a Jewish mom I didn't let it throw me. I just thought, "so,… Continue

I came home from a back-to-school shopping expedition the other day with a couple little t-shirt/pant outfits for my 6 yr old girl. They were so cute, AND, they were 1/2 off!



I presented these items to Livi who put them on and modeled them for me. Then she asked me "Mommy? Where did you buy these?"



"Nordstrom's" I said. "Why?" Like I don't know any better...



"Well you should go to Walmart. They have everything I need for back-to-school."



"Is that… Continue

Some girlfriends and I had our annual Mommy Slumber Party at the Montage Hotel in Beverly Hills a couple of nights ago. We were having breakfast on the rooftop when we were “buzzed” by the HUGEST, 6-legged, green flying machine I’d ever seen. One friend screamed. Another bolted for cover under the hostess stand. A nearby wanna-be-C-list actor gave us the evil eye - just a bunch of “stupid mothers.”



The waiters and I chased the bug around trying to corner it. It landed on our table.… Continue