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Sleep Scam

SLEEP SCAM

I like to sleep. Let me rephrase that. I LOVE to sleep. The whole night, if possible. From the moment your…
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Added by Barrie Bismark on August 30, 2016 at 4:43pm — No Comments

Hotdogs & Hell - The Dinner Time Horror

Dinner time. The most god-awful couple hours of the day at our house. It is pure hell from the instant we walk in the door. The kids turn into little demons and I lose complete control of my household, my children, and my patience.

This joyous time begins about 5:00 p.m. every single day. After a long commute home in bumper-to-bumper traffic, I pick up all the kids from their child care and head for home. On a typical drive home, I listen to them cry, fight, and hit each other because…

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Added by Barrie Bismark on August 17, 2016 at 3:52pm — 1 Comment

Why I'm an Asshole...(according to my kids)

We all have days where our kids drive us nuts and bring us to the brink of insanity. We all have those days when welove our kids, but don't really like them. Guess what? We, as parents, drive our kids nuts too! I always knew there would be a day when my kids would hate me. I just didn’t expect it to be so soon. I figured that I would have a good 14 years until they wanted freedom and their raging hormones made them hate me. I didn’t expect to…

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Added by Barrie Bismark on August 12, 2016 at 1:01pm — No Comments

10 Things My Kids Have Destroyed

I have been a mom now for nearly a decade. After having three kids, I’ve learned the hard way that Kids have a way of slowly destroying pretty much everything they touch. Their little grimy, sticky, drippy, greasy fingers are always destroying something. Here are 10 things that my own kids have ruined.

1. My car. My car is now a portal straight to hell. It smells like something has died in there…and dirty feet. I know…doesn’t that sound pleasant? I am amazed daily at the things…

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Added by Barrie Bismark on August 9, 2016 at 12:11pm — No Comments

We Interrupt this LIFE to Bring You...FANTASY FOOTBALL!

Ugh. Well…Here we are. It’s that time of year again. Summer is coming to an end, it’s back to school time for the kids, and the most dreaded part of the year upon us. Fantasy Football season. 17 weeks of pure hell at our house, where life, responsibilities, house projects, and family time are at a standstill until February.

Can someone please explain to me the appeal of playing fantasy football? Seriously, I just don’t understand. To me, it is honestly one of the dumbest things I have…

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Added by Barrie Bismark on August 4, 2016 at 2:52pm — No Comments

When Did I Get Like This?

I’m Barrie…I've always been way too stubborn for my own good, strong willed, and a major pain in the ass. If you ask my mom, I have been like this since day one. I was always the kid that refused to sing happy birthday and insisted on making a crabby face for…

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Added by Barrie Bismark on July 31, 2016 at 10:24am — 1 Comment

Bye Bye Short Shorts, Hello Varicose Veins

I’m getting old. No more bullshit. Old age has arrived at my doorstep, and I think she is here to stay. I have just been living my life the way I have always been living it and…

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Added by Barrie Bismark on July 29, 2016 at 9:58pm — No Comments

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