I joined the writers fan page The Nervous Breakdown a few months back because some of my Myspace friends who, like me, are whoring around Facebook now, and joined the group. If you can’t find me, I go where the traffic goes. Lemming is my maiden name. But I changed it to Kehoe just before puberty because what anxious Catholic girl doesn’t want to go through adolescence being called Keyhole???… Continue

Ever since the quirky Flight of the Conchords series appeared on HBO, people have been telling my husband that he looks like Jermaine Clement, the sideburned, black glasses-wearing, taller of the two musicians/comedians.



Skye hadn’t told me that he’s been receiving these comments from people everywhere he goes. He kept that unflattering observation to himself and sprung it on me after luring me into the mancave to watch the comedy that is woven around the theme of culture class, as… Continue

On the way out of coffee this morning, my tap class friend Sheri and I talked in the parking lot for a minute before we got in our cars that were parked side by side. My brain works in pictures. I excelled at that “one of these things is not like the other” learning tool on Sesame Street.



Naturally, I think My tap shoes in the car…Sheri and I are next to my car…Tap class friend + Tap shoes in car = “Hey, Sheri, you want to get together today and practice tap?”



Sheri… Continue

Out of the mouths of babes. http://www.amymusings.com/2009/09/23/first-you-have-to-collect-chics/

We didn’t know our garage was being used as a crack house until this weekend when we cleaned it out. Judging by how long we’ve had some of the lawn products where we discovered the evidence, this appears to be a two-year operation.



We wouldn’t have suspected a thing if Skye hadn’t purchased a...[Please Continue Reading]… Continue

It's important to let go but when's too soon and too long?This link provides an excellent standard for when it is time to let go. http://www.amymusings.com/2009/09/21/it’s-terribly-important-to-let-go/

Scenario 1: You know when you’re writing one of those put-that-insulting-woman-in-her-place letters that you only intend for the recipient to be your drafts folder? You’re writing it for therapeutic reasons, really, as you know you would never have the nerve to actually stand up for yourself and hit “send”. Certainly, if you did, you would do it with dignity, not sprinkle it with the F word as liberally as movie theatres salt their popcorn to bring you to near death by dehydration so you have… Continue

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