So, I watched a bunch of pole dancing videos and here are my thoughts
1. I like the pole dancers with the hats. How do they keep them from falling off? Hats make…Continue
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Seriously, do you think anyone wants to invite you over for a beer or a…Continue
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Sometimes kids are grumpy in the morning, hell, who isn’t. Why? Well, they don’t want to wake up and start working, who does? Burrowing under the warm covers like a mole hiding from the blazing sunlight seems like a much better.
But here’s something that generally makes Sandor, who is a pretty typical eight year old, feel a little better in the mornings. We don’t talk about school, we talk about the…Continue
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I know so many 45-55 year old men who would give up both their pinkies fingers to be with a 25 year old woman. They would book a room in a heart beat cause that's the way guys are. For most men, youth is the hottest attribute and the most fleeting, once it's gone, it's soo gone.
When I look at 25 year old men I think, wow, he's go nice skin but...
The men on the other hand, do not care…Continue
Yeah, you think you already know but let me remind you of the rules because the first time your college aged daughter who is beautiful and elegant and brilliant walks in the house with a dweeby little wanna-be artist with a handshake that says "I'm a goober" you'll forget all the rules. You will drag your…Continue
Added by diana hampo on February 21, 2011 at 2:06pm — No Comments
When I dropped Sandor, my 8 year old son, off this morning he ran to the playground, overwhelmed by his backpack. He never hesitated or even looked back at me. Instead he happily threw himself into the ocean of kids.
With stunning clarity, I remember the year Mary hated that ocean of kids.She would get out of the car soooo slowly, look at me, pleading with her eyes that I wouldn't make her go to…Continue
Yesterday I was at a Home Show, thousands of families wandered around looking at couches and tile and I saw two pretty adorable little girls wearing Justin Bieber t-shirts. The girls were five or six with pink tights, boots and shiny fake ear rings.…Continue
Added by diana hampo on February 14, 2011 at 12:12pm — No Comments
Yesterday, my daughter Mary, who is 22, and I took Sandor out to play tennis. I've always wanted a child to play tennis with and now my hopes lie with my youngest boy.
As a pre-teen, Mary tried to play tennis, and several other sports, but they were all miserable and almost embarrassing failures. We laughed and had fun on the court but she was a beautiful, smart, spaz who refused to even…Continue
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I wondered for a moment why Sandor wasn't playing with…Continue
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For years they tried to convince women that men actually liked flat chested girls. Ever magazine was filled with women who had the body fat of a pretzel and no breasts at all. Models were proudly rockin' the 34 A as…Continue
Added by diana hampo on January 20, 2011 at 11:00am — No Comments
My son Jack, who is 23 graduated from college and is now living in New York. He called to tell me about his most recent date.
Jack is a bartender at a Go Go bar in Manhattan and he met a super pretty Argentinian girl who was just visiting the city for a few day. They decided to have a late dinner at an African/French restaurant. Maybe she was impressed with the fact that he can speak French.
After dinner they wanted to go skating but the ice skating rink in…Continue
Added by diana hampo on January 17, 2011 at 1:55pm — No Comments
If you have teenagers and a trampoline, bad things are happening in your yard. And I’m not talking about broken bones and twisted ankles.
There should be a new warning label on trampolines…”WARNING! TEENAGERS WILL MAKE OUT AND MORE ON A TRAMPOLINE AT NIGHT!” I haven’t figured out what the graphic should look like for…Continue
I’ve come to realize men don’t have a clue how irresistible they become when they play with children and babies. When a man pays attention to a child he instantly becomes way more adorable, sexy and desirable. Guys, I’m thinking you didn’t realize this.
The response women have to men when they pay attention to children must be genetic because I’m shocked every time it happens. If my husband wants to woo me, sure fixing dinner or rubbing my back is a great place to start. But…Continue
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