It is the morning of Halloween and I’ve come to a bit of a problem. We have no candy. No, I didn’t run out of time and not have a chance to buy it – I ate it. ALL. (Two bags of chocolate bars and a case of Doritos, to be exact.)

I had purchased the candy over a month ago because it was on sale. “It was three for the price of one,” I bragged to Practical Joe after bringing home my latest steal. That same day I peeled back my first candy wrapper.

For the next month, I would sneak into the pantry, stealthy unwrapping candy bars without a sound and concealing the evidence wherever I could: In pockets, the bottom of the trash bin, and in a pinch, the diaper genie. I scurried around the house like a street rat grabbing the precious junk food and stuffing it into my mouth before PJ could see.

One day though, despite my careful efforts, he did. I was in the pantry with the door closed scarfing down a Mr. Big when suddenly the door swung open.

“What are you eating?” asked PJ, bemused. “And why are you hiding in the pantry?”

I slunk out with my tail between my legs.

Views: 79


You need to be a member of Mom Bloggers Club to add comments!

Join Mom Bloggers Club

Keep In Touch

Earth Mama Organics - For Everyone and Their Mother


Getting Followers

Looking to find followers and follow other mom bloggers. Post your requests!

1860 discussions


Follow our daily deals for moms including deals on blogging and websites.

11 discussions

Everything Blogging

This is where we discuss everything about blogging. Ask your questions and share your knowledge. NO GIVEAWAY LISTINGS!

2450 discussions

Motherhood, Parenting & Family

We all have questions and advice to share about parenting. Ask questions and share sage advice in our Motherhood, Parenting, & Family forum.

863 discussions

General Conversation

Have a general topic you would like to share with other members of the club? This is the place to do it.

791 discussions


© 2023   Created by Mom Bloggers Club.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service