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Candy Coma
It is the morning of Halloween and I’ve come to a bit of a problem. We have no candy. No, I didn’t run out of time and not have a chance to buy it – I ate it. ALL. (Two bags of chocolate bars and a case of Doritos, to be exact.)
I had purchased the candy over a month ago because it was on sale. “It was three for the price of one,” I bragged to Practical Joe after bringing home my latest steal. That same day I peeled back my first candy wrapper.
For the next month, I would sneak into the pantry, stealthy unwrapping candy bars without a sound and concealing the evidence wherever I could: In pockets, the bottom of the trash bin, and in a pinch, the diaper genie. I scurried around the house like a street rat grabbing the precious junk food and stuffing it into my mouth before PJ could see.
One day though, despite my careful efforts, he did. I was in the pantry with the door closed scarfing down a Mr. Big when suddenly the door swung open.
“What are you eating?” asked PJ, bemused. “And why are you hiding in the pantry?”
I slunk out with my tail between my legs.
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