Ok ladies! Can we talk about all the excess hair? And I am not talking about the hair on my head. There is a trail of hair on my stomach. I shave it. I can deal with that. I suppose. But that is not the worst of it! I mean, come-on!!!! A tiny beard! A beard!!!! I use to have like three errant hairs on my chin and a pre-requisite Jewish mustache. We call it the Jewish curse in my family. BUT. A. BEARD. I swear. I pluck it, I shave it, and wax it. If I let it grow I can be a cool hipster chick with my beard, right? All I need is a banjo, skinny jeans, square framed glasses, and a flannel shirt! Like the stretchmarks and the belly feeling like jelly werent enough. Now I can join the carnival as the beareded woman now!
Insurance plans should include laser hair removal for post partum mommies!!
A beard!!!!! I just cant...