The photo shoot behind December's masthead. Brought to you by high-fructose corn-syrup and an ass.

Well, it's that special time of year again when I dangle my children by their ankles and ply them with promises of high-fructose corn-syrup treats to pose for the camera. It doesn't take much coaxing, though, since they're processed-food-sugar-junkies. Admittedly, I am their enabler.

Anyway! It's December! So a new masthead! And, like I said a few months ago, I'm going to post the raw images before making sweet love to those pixels! Behold, my fancy photography studio... SEE THE NEW MASTHEAD HERE!