** There's nothing like having your kids barge into your bathroom and present you with a Valentine while you're standing there buck naked.

** I'd be better off shaving my legs with a chain saw than a brand new Lady Bic.

** This latest polar vortex has made my mood more bitter than the air.

** I never thought I'd be wearing a hat and mittens INSIDE my house.

** Our disappearing iPhone chargers must be hanging out with our missing socks.

** Red velvet cupcakes are one of the few things more seductive than Channing Tatum's abs.

** Insomnia always shows up to the party even when she's uninvited.  She's such a bitch.

** It's a lot easier to fall into the rabbit hole than it is to climb out of it.

** Hair aches -- they're real, and they HURT, people.

** Some days I'm not sure if the homework is for me or for my kids.

** It'll be a miracle if I pass sixth grade.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.



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Comment by Ashley Sieker on February 23, 2015 at 10:41am

Yes!! Hair aches ARE real!...I try to explain this to my husband all the time.

Comment by Amy Ngai on February 21, 2015 at 4:11pm

Haha.... this is too funny! It's definitely a toss up between cupcakes and Channing Tatum.


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