** June somehow pulled a giant disappearing act on us.

** The more laundry I have to fold, the more I dream about becoming a nudist family.

** Tim Howard is a modern-day Superman.

** Sleepovers involve pretty much everything BUT sleep.

** When I see people packing up all their tents & gear to set up in the woods somewhere, I can’t help but think how much I love not camping.

** Disney Channel theme songs run uncontrollably through my head 24/7. 

** Fireworks and stupid people are a dangerous combination.

** Instead of sexy, I’m bringing napping back.

** The town “fun run” sounds like lots of FUN until you realize you have to run it after copious amounts of wine while watching fireworks.

** A possible mosquito sighting inside your house is NEVER a good thing.

** Why pay a masseuse when you can bribe your kids to do it for practically free?

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.


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