** Sometimes when I look at my Facebook feed, it seems that half the people have up and joined a damn cult.
** Arriving by boat is pretty freaking awesome.
** It’s exhausting being the 24 hour entertainment director.
** I love every single second of those five minutes when my house is clean.
** My daughter has inherited my expensive taste in shoes. Yikes.
** We should all be dancing a lot more.
** New hair products make a girl downright giddy.
** A special place in hell is awaiting people who are cruel to animals.
** And it’s right next to the idiots who are too lazy to return their shopping carts.
** There should be a legal limit to how many questions one person should have to answer in a given stretch of time.
** Pleasing people is apparently not my thing this week.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>