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Jessica Hallford
  • Female
  • Lubbock, TX
  • United States
  • The Apples of My Twitching Eye

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The Apples of My Twitching Eye
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I'm a full time student, bar waitress, and extra full time mom. I adore my kiddos and am quite certain I have the best life a girl could ever ask for.
What is your blogging philosophy?
I am very much a humor writer in the majority of my blogs but still sometimes "go there" when it comes to very serious life issues. As a very young mother, I have grown up with my children and often times look for examples in mothers who had their children at more appropriate times. I have blogged since I was a teenager and many friends have told me I should expand my blog. So that is what I am tryijng to do so I can have what I write be read and so that I can connect with other moms. :)
I have been blogging since...
I am 24 and have blogged since I was sixteen.

Jessica Hallford's Blog

I Want to Ask Jesus Some Stuff

Posted on July 30, 2011 at 1:28am 0 Comments

The children and I were pulling weeds from the back yard today, when Makayla, my five year old and I found a dead baby bird.  I tried to sheild her from it before she could see it but she saw it anyway and huge tears sprung to her eyes.  I told her to leave it alone, that Jesus would come and take the bird to Heaven, and instructed the children to go back inside.  I caught my daughter sitting next to the dead bird in the backyard and at first, allowed her to do so, feeling like it was her way… Continue

Teaching Makayla About God and being "Gay."

Posted on July 20, 2011 at 3:02am 1 Comment

Teaching Makayla About God and Being "Gay"



"Mommy, you said to talk about this later but Brother seems gay to me. So will he have a husband then?"

Makayla presented this question to me this morning while her brother was still asleep. Yesterday her brother had expressed a want to kiss Ironman and Spiderman and claimed the only girls he would ever kiss would be his sister and me. Makayla was…


Hilarious Quotes By My Four Year Old Son

Posted on July 20, 2011 at 3:00am 0 Comments

On our way to the pond…

Caleb: “I HATE those black birds.”

Me: “Bubba, say you do not LIKE those black birds. I do not like the word hate.”

Caleb: “You do not want to let me say that word, Mommy?”

Me: “No, you are not allowed to say you hate something; say you don’t like it.”

Caleb: “Well, I would be happy if you would let me say it.”

Me: “Well, it makes…


What It's Like Being Extremely Normal

Posted on June 6, 2011 at 2:30am 0 Comments

Monday, June 6, 2011


What It's Like Being Extremely Normal

So, I went out to grandpa’s boxcar like storage thing to retrieve some of Makayla’s stuff. I inspected everything around the boxcar to ensure there wasn’t anything of rattling, poison nature that could possible attack me and after I was satisfied I got to work trying to get the blasted thing open. Why grandpa couldn’t just buy a box car with a door…


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At 1:58am on June 20, 2013, Lea said…

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I am stopping by to say "hello" :)
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I welcome your friendship :)

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At 9:04am on July 29, 2011, missy Varner said…



My name is Missy and I am also a member of the Mom Bloggers Club.  I have a blog,  and I also run the blog hop network.

I wanted to let you know that I am following you,  and hoping when you get a chance you can follow me back.  I also want to invite you to join my groups, The Blog Hop Network, Beauty Bloggers, and Children's businesses.  Also, I would love to place a link to your site on my blog if you want to do the same with my blog on yours. Please let me know by sending me an email regarding this and it has been nice meeting you via the web.



At 7:13pm on July 22, 2011, Rose Altares said…

Hi Jessica,

I've been a member here for a while but have not been very consistent with my blogging. I love what I do and would love to re-fresh my followers.

I am now your latest follower!

Come visit or follow me at and do the same sweetie!

Could always use the Follow LUV!


At 2:31pm on July 22, 2011, DP Nguyen said…
Hi! Welcome to Mom Bloggers Club. Wishing you the best of luck. I hope you'll check out my blog ( and follow my blog with Google Friend Connect. Feel free to ask me any questions you might have about navigating this site, or about blogging. I love helping and connecting with other bloggers - whether new or experienced.

I look forward to meeting you and reading your blog! :-)
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At 1:49pm on July 22, 2011, Jeannette Fender said…

Welcome to Mom Blogger's Club!  I hope you enjoy your time here and find it helpful! I know it can be overwhelming at first but I promise, you'll be a pro on here in no time!  I write a blog called The Adventures of J-Man and MillerBug.  It's a blog about my life with my two boys and I do some pretty cool giveaways (OK, I think they're cool!  Do you?)


Every weekend I host the Finding New Friends Weekend Blog Hop.  It's a great way to find new followers and friends as well as get to know more of your fellow mom bloggers.  If you're not familiar with a blog hop, all you have to do is add your blog to the list.  Participants then "hop" from blog to blog to find great new blogs!  It's a ton of fun!  I'd love to have you join us.  It's going on now so come on over and link up!  You can find it here:  Be sure to leave a messge if you join up so that I can follow you back!


Let me know if you have any questions or if I can help you with anything in your blogging journey!  I look forward to being your friend!



At 12:52pm on July 22, 2011, Lisa Bonnington AKA MOMFIusa said…

Welcome to MBC!  Love the name of your blog

Consider joining me!  Come one, come all!

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At 11:33pm on July 20, 2011, Cynthia Helwig-Putorti said…
Hi there and welcome from The Girlz Korner in upstate New York where you'll find light, witty and rather entertaining articles on every topic imaginable from The Little Black Dress to Making Whoopie. We'd like to invite you to come over and showcase your products, services and blog for free to our thousands of visitors. So if you get a chance to kick back and exhale, if only for a brief moment, we'd love to have you. :)
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