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Nan Martin
  • Female
  • Dallas, TX
  • United States
  • snarkyinthesuburbs

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Karen U commented on Nan Martin's blog post 'Vajazzle - Seriously?'
"So you won't be buying a pussy cozy with complimentary Vajazzler? I'm *so* offended. LOL."
Oct 5, 2011
Karen U commented on Nan Martin's blog post 'My Blog Hurt My Feelings'
"First off, I will pray for you too. <SNORT!> Actually, I think it's refreshing that there are some women out there, LIKE YOU, breaking from the mold and writing what they want to write about with no holds barred. I have to admit that…"
Oct 5, 2011
Nan Martin posted a blog post

D.I.Y. You Lie!

Do It Yourself is all a great big lie. It’s a three-way conspiracy between Lowes, Home Depot and HGTV to thin the herd through a series of fatal home improvement accidents. I’ve attempted to be a DIY’er and it was a painful, shameful experience resulting in crippling injuries, excessive cursing, and marital instability that could, at a later date, be mentioned in a divorce petition. It’s not my fault I’m hopeless at home improvement I come from a long line of anti-Do It Yourselfers. One of my…See More
Nov 5, 2010
Nan Martin posted a blog post

The Re-Halloweening of America Movement

All you Halloween Hijackers need to cease and desist. Back off trying to mess with my second favorite holiday. I don’t know how and I don’t care why, but every year it seems more people try to take an awesome celebration that is totally costume and most importantly candy focused and attempt to turn it into a healthy dried apple snack pack, carrot and zucchini stick platter with non dairy ranch dressing dip, pumpkin, gourd and corn festival. Halloween is not any of those things! It is an…See More
Oct 27, 2010
Nan Martin and Emily Montez are now friends
Oct 23, 2010
Nan Martin posted blog posts
Oct 22, 2010
Nan Martin posted a blog post

My Blog Hurt My Feelings

In the anonymous world of blogging it’s expected that you’re going to get a lot of anonymous comments or e-mails about what you write. What’s also expected is that some people are going to hate what you write. But, what has been surprising, at least for me, is the sheer volume of idiots out there. Idiots who send me e-mails about what a horrible mate, mother, mammal, you name it, I must be. According to quite a lot of folks, I’m Beelzebub in a mini-van. Therefore I will be using this post to…See More
Oct 6, 2010
Nan Martin commented on Nan Martin's blog post 'Mean Girls - A Lifestyle'
"So sorry you were bullied. Did you ever get a girdle? Yes, I'm still bitter about that. What's up with moms today? Who would want to raise a child that feasts daily at a fountain of cruelty."
Sep 30, 2010
Heather Jones commented on Nan Martin's blog post 'Mean Girls - A Lifestyle'
"As one that was bullied, I couldn't agree more!"
Sep 30, 2010
Nan Martin posted a blog post

Mean Girls - A Lifestyle

Is it just me or does it seem to you that mean girls are increasing exponentially? Sure, there have always been mean girls. No doubt, even during the stone age there was one cave girl who was giving another Cro-Magnon chick attitude about her sub standard fur pelt. I mean wearing a brown bear hide in spring - how prehistoric. When I was in school there were a couple of girls that were less than kind. Let me take this opportunity to point out the actions of one Dawn S. who during the high school…See More
Sep 30, 2010
Nan Martin commented on Rachel Kargas's group 'Snarky Mama's Group'
"Dear Lord, Give me the patience and the discipline to not build a pipe bomb and mail it to all the moms out there who read other mom blogs and do not, at all, comprehend sarcasm, self depreciation or any kind of humor in general. Please grant me…"
Sep 23, 2010
Nan Martin posted a blog post

The Sports Parents Hall of Shame (The Elementary School Years)

The Sports Parents Hall of Shame(The Elementary School Years)Nothing says fall like the arrival of another season of sports competition for your child. It’s time to find the shin guards, stain stick the team jersey and go shopping for yet another pair of specialty athletic shoes (like a 4 year really needs cleats). To celebrate this time of autumnal recreation I have created the definite list of irritating sports parents. I, after much research, that has resulted in bleacher butt, have…See More
Sep 21, 2010
Nan Martin and PartlySunny are now friends
Sep 9, 2010
Nan Martin commented on Rachel Kargas's group 'Snarky Mama's Group'
"I've got a couple of possibilites. Where do we send the posts to?"
Sep 9, 2010
Nan Martin posted a blog post

Back to School in 3 Acts: Act 3 - The Room Mom

Act 3: The Room Mom(Int. Elementary School - Evening)Do not turn up your nose at the opportunity to be the Room Mom in your child’s class. It’s so much more than just planning the parties, buying teacher gifts and organizing room volunteers. It’s an all access, back stage pass to the teacher. As a Room Mom you can find out many useful things. My favorite, in no particular order, are: teacher gossip, principal bashing, teacher not using names but subtly dissing other mom’s (love it!), inside…See More
Aug 30, 2010

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I'm a middle aged mom who shares a genetic predisposition with the Pillsbury Doughboy, is responsible for the care and feeding of a tween and teen and due to a possible affiliation with the witness relocation program (I'm not at liberty to confirm or deny) has had the experience of navigating the world of suburban schools in four states. This, my friends, has given me a very fertile ground for observation and has played to my strong suit - vigorous whining.
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April 2010

Nan Martin's Blog

D.I.Y. You Lie!

Posted on November 5, 2010 at 5:34pm 0 Comments

Do It…


The Re-Halloweening of America Movement

Posted on October 27, 2010 at 12:52pm 0 Comments

All you…


In Praise of the Unromantic Marriage

Posted on October 22, 2010 at 10:52pm 0 Comments

As females…


Not So Eco Friendly

Posted on October 22, 2010 at 10:48pm 0 Comments



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At 2:05pm on June 23, 2013, Lea said…

Work At Home Mom, WAHM, Mom Blogger

I am stopping by to say "hello" :)
I haven't been here in a while.
I welcome your friendship :)

Lea @ Mother Baby Child & Weight Loss Help

At 11:02am on August 1, 2010, Rachel Kargas said…
Welcome to the Snarky moms group!! I am going to check out your blog now!

Please stop by mine as well.


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